May 2013
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
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Gatsby marks the second time Leonardo Dicaprio has...
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There’s a self ask on Reddit right now about how fast it’s taken someone to get laid after meeting someone and reading them makes me want to go out and get sloppy with someone I hardly know.
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I don’t want to exist today.
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Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? Tumblr won't let me post links but check it out at TumblrHealthDiet[d0t]com
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I get all weird and stuff when I’m home for too long. I need to either get out and do things or go back to school holy fuck.
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h0llo:
I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet
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guh
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I just want back rubs while I listen to the hard summer rain and then my life will be complete.